Wednesday, July 2, 2008

May I Introduce Myself?

I am the Twisted Muse and my purpose is simple: to entertain, amuse, and inspire you.

My inspiration may serve to awaken the creative spirit within each one of you for further discovery of self. I may also propel you toward making your own dreams come true.

Together we will explore new and unexpected ways to view what may have become our ho-hum existence.

Perhaps we will find a common ground between our daily anxieties and hidden fears so we can begin living the life we’ve always wanted.

My pages are filled with exclusive works of fiction by first time writers in our own backyard. We accept freelance submissions from readers and writers in our own area for your pleasure.

Personal essays, poems, comic strips, and inspirational articles are included.

My twisted humor obeys no boundaries and distinguish my pages from most other publications.

Featured columns in each issue offer endless tidbits and surprisingly useful advice on everything from parenting, to pet care, to questions from other readers just like you.

There are cultural topics explored and strategies for surviving multicultural family life.

My creator would like to advise you that reading beyond this point will be at your own risk. Your risk of corruption by life’s twisted nature clashing with its logical interpretations is far greater now that you know my true intentions.

In the end, our journey together will serve to bring a heightened awareness to the current life you live. To wring the dull, boring days right out of your misery with bare, gritty hands until you have no choice but to succumb to me...

Uh-hem. So please, find a comfortable place to relax, put up your feet, and open my pages to experience the irrefutable candor manifest in the

Twisted Muse.

Soon to be a Minizeen Publication: Where there’s a little taste of something for everyone.

*Published by EMGinc.com

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